5 days ago at 2:02 PM
not-okay-but-little:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now


Why hello to you too, waving snail.
jetstreak not-okay-but-little
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Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

"I know you went through 18 years I being told you were the opposite of what I tell you. But I will spend another 18 years so you will believe what I tell you," she brought the girl in for a soft chaste kiss then let the girl talk, "and your touches are like someone just gave me a chocolate from the Emerald City Factory. It’s beautiful and amazing."

Elsa blushed and then engulfed the other woman in a hug “I love you.. And I am so sorry I upset you. I would never do it on purpose.” She hid her face in the soft peach neck

"Ok good, now let’s move in with all our stuff since we have most of the furniture," she stood up taking Elsa with her.

"Yes, ma’am." She said quietly and followed the other instructions even though she really just wanted to sit and cuddle

"At least we have night stands and our dressers," she stroked the girl’s stomach lightly as she came closer for a kiss.

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Cookbooks

fleetfootfox:

fuckingrecipes:

ransomdracalis:

isozyme:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

the-rain-monster:

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

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the-rain-monster toastweasel
Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

"I know you went through 18 years I being told you were the opposite of what I tell you. But I will spend another 18 years so you will believe what I tell you," she brought the girl in for a soft chaste kiss then let the girl talk, "and your touches are like someone just gave me a chocolate from the Emerald City Factory. It’s beautiful and amazing."

Elsa blushed and then engulfed the other woman in a hug “I love you.. And I am so sorry I upset you. I would never do it on purpose.” She hid her face in the soft peach neck

"Ok good, now let’s move in with all our stuff since we have most of the furniture," she stood up taking Elsa with her.

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Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

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Klarissa could hear the tone and stopped the kissing and looked at Elsa, “what’s wrong sweetie? Worried about your sister or applying for jobs, because you know I can help you with resumes.” She wrapped her arms around the girl’s neck, studying Elsa’s features carefully.

Elsa leaned into her lover. “I should be happy.. I should be glad she is okay on her own. But yet…” A few more tears fell “I feel.. I don’t even know… Empty… I guess.. Maybe useless.. Because I’m not need as much as I thought it was. And I know it’s stupid. But I practically raised her.. So I guess this is what parents feel like when there kids grow up” she laughed weakly “I’m sorry I’m being so stupid”

"Shhh, you’re still needed by her, and by me, and by your friends," she took in Elsa’s head and stroked it softly.

"I guess we will know that pain one day when we send our kids off," she chuckled and immediately got mad because she hated it when Elsa called her stupid. She pulled out of the embrace gently and crossed her arms, "you are not stupid, never have been and always been incredibly smart and beautiful at the same time. I hate it when you call yourself stupid because you’re not even close to being stupid. Not even a little."

Elsa kept her eyes down. She felt eve worse, now that she had disappointed Klarissa. “Come on, let’s jut get more things unpacked.” She picked up a box and just walked into another room, not even paying attention to where it went.

"Fine," she grabbed a box, pissed off. This is what they usually fought about, either over what food they were getting or their insecurities

Elsa filched when she heard the anger in the others voice. It I only made her more upset. So she set down the box and went to go look for the other “Klarissa, baby, where are you?”

"In the kitchen," she said sitting on one of the stools, hunched over, still mad at Elsa. She hated it when when they fought but she hated when Elsa said things like that.

Elsa walked to said location. But she staid quiet a moment, head hung low. She was so ashamed. “Klarissa… I…..” He voice cracked and she squatted down, putting her face in her hands

"I just hate it when you do that, why can’t you understand you are amazing and beautiful and literally are the best human being on earth. If you were stupid and dumb and ugly, we wouldn’t even had sex in the first place and I definitely wouldn’t have moved in with you voluntary," she slid off of the stool and bent down onto her knees to take one of Elsa’s hands in hers.

"But.. It’s… Just…" He couldn’t seem to find her voice. "I’m book smart… But that’s it… When it comes to you, or Anna, or any of your friends, and even with my papa all those years…." She looked up into the others eyes "I dumber then a sack of rocks. I always do everything wrong. I love you. And am nothing but happy you love my. But every night I wonder how… How you can be so accepting…" She sighed "I usually end with the conclusion that that you.. Are just so amazing and understanding."

"Yes you’re book smart, but you’re kind to people even though you’ve been through shit with your father and the bullying. You’re talented at drawing and singing also, you’re super smart at making little nifty things for me to look at. Like the bracelets you made for last year’s anniversary, I still wear those," she held up her wrist to show her fiancée the bracelets, "and you’re also drop dead gorgeous and I’m so lucky I get to have sex with you everyday of my life, and also I can kiss you whenever and hold your hand whenever." She took the girl’s jawline into her hands and smiled weakly, "I know you don’t believe me but believe that I have good reasons for why I’m head over heels in love with you."

Elsa smiled at the bracelets she had nearly forgotten about. “I have never questioned that you love me. I just don’t know why.” She reached out and cupped Klarissa’s cheek “you say it over and over. And I want to believe you. I do so much. So much it nearly makes me sick. Bu I just can’t. I spent to many years being taught otherwise. To conceal an not feel because I was just the freak to be used. I am so glad I can make love to you and hold your hand and all that stuff, all the time too. Because it’s pretty much the only loving touch I have ever felt. And that is the way I show affection, through touch.. And your the most important person to me.. But it still doesn’t makes sense

"I know you went through 18 years I being told you were the opposite of what I tell you. But I will spend another 18 years so you will believe what I tell you," she brought the girl in for a soft chaste kiss then let the girl talk, "and your touches are like someone just gave me a chocolate from the Emerald City Factory. It’s beautiful and amazing."

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Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

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Klarissa could hear the tone and stopped the kissing and looked at Elsa, “what’s wrong sweetie? Worried about your sister or applying for jobs, because you know I can help you with resumes.” She wrapped her arms around the girl’s neck, studying Elsa’s features carefully.

Elsa leaned into her lover. “I should be happy.. I should be glad she is okay on her own. But yet…” A few more tears fell “I feel.. I don’t even know… Empty… I guess.. Maybe useless.. Because I’m not need as much as I thought it was. And I know it’s stupid. But I practically raised her.. So I guess this is what parents feel like when there kids grow up” she laughed weakly “I’m sorry I’m being so stupid”

"Shhh, you’re still needed by her, and by me, and by your friends," she took in Elsa’s head and stroked it softly.

"I guess we will know that pain one day when we send our kids off," she chuckled and immediately got mad because she hated it when Elsa called her stupid. She pulled out of the embrace gently and crossed her arms, "you are not stupid, never have been and always been incredibly smart and beautiful at the same time. I hate it when you call yourself stupid because you’re not even close to being stupid. Not even a little."

Elsa kept her eyes down. She felt eve worse, now that she had disappointed Klarissa. “Come on, let’s jut get more things unpacked.” She picked up a box and just walked into another room, not even paying attention to where it went.

"Fine," she grabbed a box, pissed off. This is what they usually fought about, either over what food they were getting or their insecurities

Elsa filched when she heard the anger in the others voice. It I only made her more upset. So she set down the box and went to go look for the other “Klarissa, baby, where are you?”

"In the kitchen," she said sitting on one of the stools, hunched over, still mad at Elsa. She hated it when when they fought but she hated when Elsa said things like that.

Elsa walked to said location. But she staid quiet a moment, head hung low. She was so ashamed. “Klarissa… I…..” He voice cracked and she squatted down, putting her face in her hands

"I just hate it when you do that, why can’t you understand you are amazing and beautiful and literally are the best human being on earth. If you were stupid and dumb and ugly, we wouldn’t even had sex in the first place and I definitely wouldn’t have moved in with you voluntary," she slid off of the stool and bent down onto her knees to take one of Elsa’s hands in hers.

"But.. It’s… Just…" He couldn’t seem to find her voice. "I’m book smart… But that’s it… When it comes to you, or Anna, or any of your friends, and even with my papa all those years…." She looked up into the others eyes "I dumber then a sack of rocks. I always do everything wrong. I love you. And am nothing but happy you love my. But every night I wonder how… How you can be so accepting…" She sighed "I usually end with the conclusion that that you.. Are just so amazing and understanding."

"Yes you’re book smart, but you’re kind to people even though you’ve been through shit with your father and the bullying. You’re talented at drawing and singing also, you’re super smart at making little nifty things for me to look at. Like the bracelets you made for last year’s anniversary, I still wear those," she held up her wrist to show her fiancée the bracelets, "and you’re also drop dead gorgeous and I’m so lucky I get to have sex with you everyday of my life, and also I can kiss you whenever and hold your hand whenever." She took the girl’s jawline into her hands and smiled weakly, "I know you don’t believe me but believe that I have good reasons for why I’m head over heels in love with you."

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thelostie 50shadesofmergina
Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

Klarissa could hear the tone and stopped the kissing and looked at Elsa, “what’s wrong sweetie? Worried about your sister or applying for jobs, because you know I can help you with resumes.” She wrapped her arms around the girl’s neck, studying Elsa’s features carefully.

Elsa leaned into her lover. “I should be happy.. I should be glad she is okay on her own. But yet…” A few more tears fell “I feel.. I don’t even know… Empty… I guess.. Maybe useless.. Because I’m not need as much as I thought it was. And I know it’s stupid. But I practically raised her.. So I guess this is what parents feel like when there kids grow up” she laughed weakly “I’m sorry I’m being so stupid”

"Shhh, you’re still needed by her, and by me, and by your friends," she took in Elsa’s head and stroked it softly.

"I guess we will know that pain one day when we send our kids off," she chuckled and immediately got mad because she hated it when Elsa called her stupid. She pulled out of the embrace gently and crossed her arms, "you are not stupid, never have been and always been incredibly smart and beautiful at the same time. I hate it when you call yourself stupid because you’re not even close to being stupid. Not even a little."

Elsa kept her eyes down. She felt eve worse, now that she had disappointed Klarissa. “Come on, let’s jut get more things unpacked.” She picked up a box and just walked into another room, not even paying attention to where it went.

"Fine," she grabbed a box, pissed off. This is what they usually fought about, either over what food they were getting or their insecurities

Elsa filched when she heard the anger in the others voice. It I only made her more upset. So she set down the box and went to go look for the other “Klarissa, baby, where are you?”

"In the kitchen," she said sitting on one of the stools, hunched over, still mad at Elsa. She hated it when when they fought but she hated when Elsa said things like that.

Elsa walked to said location. But she staid quiet a moment, head hung low. She was so ashamed. “Klarissa… I…..” He voice cracked and she squatted down, putting her face in her hands

"I just hate it when you do that, why can’t you understand you are amazing and beautiful and literally are the best human being on earth. If you were stupid and dumb and ugly, we wouldn’t even had sex in the first place and I definitely wouldn’t have moved in with you voluntary," she slid off of the stool and bent down onto her knees to take one of Elsa’s hands in hers.

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Wicked A!U

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

thecold-never-bothered-me-anyway:

thelandisfrozen-rp:

Klarissa could hear the tone and stopped the kissing and looked at Elsa, “what’s wrong sweetie? Worried about your sister or applying for jobs, because you know I can help you with resumes.” She wrapped her arms around the girl’s neck, studying Elsa’s features carefully.

Elsa leaned into her lover. “I should be happy.. I should be glad she is okay on her own. But yet…” A few more tears fell “I feel.. I don’t even know… Empty… I guess.. Maybe useless.. Because I’m not need as much as I thought it was. And I know it’s stupid. But I practically raised her.. So I guess this is what parents feel like when there kids grow up” she laughed weakly “I’m sorry I’m being so stupid”

"Shhh, you’re still needed by her, and by me, and by your friends," she took in Elsa’s head and stroked it softly.

"I guess we will know that pain one day when we send our kids off," she chuckled and immediately got mad because she hated it when Elsa called her stupid. She pulled out of the embrace gently and crossed her arms, "you are not stupid, never have been and always been incredibly smart and beautiful at the same time. I hate it when you call yourself stupid because you’re not even close to being stupid. Not even a little."

Elsa kept her eyes down. She felt eve worse, now that she had disappointed Klarissa. “Come on, let’s jut get more things unpacked.” She picked up a box and just walked into another room, not even paying attention to where it went.

"Fine," she grabbed a box, pissed off. This is what they usually fought about, either over what food they were getting or their insecurities

Elsa filched when she heard the anger in the others voice. It I only made her more upset. So she set down the box and went to go look for the other “Klarissa, baby, where are you?”

"In the kitchen," she said sitting on one of the stools, hunched over, still mad at Elsa. She hated it when when they fought but she hated when Elsa said things like that.

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